The Person Above Me
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Drinks straightsoy sauce by the bottle.
#1643
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has more names for it than she cares to say
#1644
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Tried to patenthis ownline of condiments, but the names were too explicit.
#1645
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once won a maple syrup chugging contest
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Tried to suck maple out of a tree one time, but ended up eating a locust.
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should know that locusts are delicious
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Also enjoys them over a bed of fresh fire ants lightly misted with mosquito spray.
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could be the next Iron Chef!
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Is the Zen Master of acid trips.