The Person Above Me
#1551
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Has deep-seated childhood issues regarding nuns.
#1552
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Dresses up as a nun and then cusses out random people on the street.
#1553
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wants to be a munk when he grows up just so he can hit himself with a book.
#1554
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Once came close to reaching Nirvana...only to find out that it smells like teen spirit.
#1555
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can suck a golfball through a garden hose.
#1556
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Once tried to perform an enema with a garden hose.
#1557
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likes to put his robe and wizard hat on and run around the black screaming that "He who shall not be named is going to get him."
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Is world's second biggest Harry Potter fan...right after J.K. Rowling.
#1559
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wants to climb the ranks of fans by getting the scar tat'ed on his forehead
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Already has it.