The Person Above Me
Dreams of someday owning his very own Morris Marina.
Has a condition requiring him to drop everything and start humping Civics every time he sees them.
Doesn't realize how awkward that can be when your step-mother drives a Civic.
Has a condition requiring him to drop everything and start humping his step-mom's Civic every time he sees it
Has an odd knee fetish
Follows every statement his mother-in-law says with "F@ck Yeah!"
Is allergic to Megan Fox
Gets banned from supermarkets for "surprise motorboating" attacks on clueless shoppers.
Emails love letters to Mr. Phil regularly
knows this, because he IS Mr. Phil in disguise!