The Person Above Me
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Dreams of someday owning his very own Morris Marina.
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Has a condition requiring him to drop everything and start humping Civics every time he sees them.
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Doesn't realize how awkward that can be when your step-mother drives a Civic.
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Has a condition requiring him to drop everything and start humping his step-mom's Civic every time he sees it
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Has an odd knee fetish
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Follows every statement his mother-in-law says with "F@ck Yeah!"
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Is allergic to Megan Fox
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Gets banned from supermarkets for "surprise motorboating" attacks on clueless shoppers.
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Emails love letters to Mr. Phil regularly
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knows this, because he IS Mr. Phil in disguise!