The Person Above Me
arrested for offering Pumpkin Blumpkins at the mall restroom.
Searches for bathrooms with glory holes
wears a morph suit daily as know one else will hug him.
Doesn't have a chimney, so he asks Santa to make all deliveries in the rear.
Mass produces dog dishes for fish
can sit on a traffic cone and make it dissapear
gave me the first laugh of the day^
laughs because he's done it too
Likes to pretend he's a squirrel and collects qcorns
once visited meatspin.com and then had a new hobby every night