The Person Above Me
Dreams of having Justin Bieber as a lover some day
Is the cause of childhood obesity.
Points the finger to hide his addiction to pecan pie
Doesn't realize that cobblers are actually where it's at.
Created grape cobbler
Needs to bring me a beer and a sammich.
needs to give me that beer and sammich
Knows that I wouldn't give it to him, even if I had actually received said beer and sammich...
Is beer and sammich-less
Is to blame.