The Person Above Me
Starts youth groups just to touch boys.
Dresses up as a Catholic priest every Halloween.
just got "Sanduskyed" himself
Videotaped it for future viewing
Sold it to Penn State Boys Gone Wild
is the sole stock holder
reminds me of someone forgettable
Keeps mistaking me for his lover...
Dreams of actually having a lover someday
Dreams of actually having Don as a lover someday.