The Person Above Me
Explodes when he hears his full name backwards
Explodes in his pants when he hears the name Nick Jonas.
Is waiting on test results telling if he has the clap
Tests for STD's by tasting men's MANnaise
Prefers his own special "mirracle whip" over mayo.
Keeps his men close....and his gerbils, closer.....
Prefers small boys
Mistakes RR for a certain former member of Penn State personnel.
Used to be the defensive coordinator for Penn State
Should've "coordinated" his "defense" better when spending time with Sandusky.