The Person Above Me
Denies nothing
Admits everything
Has to dip his ***** in his coffee before he drinks it.
Does the same with his potions
Is the first person to use the word "potion" since the seventeenth century.
Acts very young, for someone who's been around since the 1600's
Asks if there are any surviving civil war vets
This one time went to band camp and nothing interesting or exciting happened.
...or, so says the ^Band Camp leader^
Is a counselor at said band camp