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Old 11-06-2011, 11:00 AM
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is pedobears timid little sister
 
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Old 11-06-2011, 11:08 AM
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Once jumped bail for an indecent exposure charge, only to be found naked, three states away, hiding behind a blocking sled during an elementary school football practice.
 
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Old 11-06-2011, 11:17 AM
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Has a thing for Boy George and dreams of one day acquiring his ***** chair.
 
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Old 11-06-2011, 01:59 PM
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Seems to be very interested in everyone's *****
 
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Old 11-07-2011, 07:06 AM
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Cooks a full continental breakfast each time someone lands on his hotel in Monopoly.
 
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Old 11-07-2011, 11:24 AM
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Has a standing order in every city for a ******* hooker once he arrives.
 
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Old 11-07-2011, 04:09 PM
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Speaks before he thinks
 
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Old 11-07-2011, 06:02 PM
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Enjoys masturbating furiously into the gas tanks of UPS trucks.
 
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Old 11-08-2011, 07:48 AM
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Likes to lick the gas caps on ups trucks.
 
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Old 11-08-2011, 10:43 AM
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Drives ups trucks
 


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