The Person Above Me
is pedobears timid little sister
Once jumped bail for an indecent exposure charge, only to be found naked, three states away, hiding behind a blocking sled during an elementary school football practice.
Has a thing for Boy George and dreams of one day acquiring his ***** chair.
Seems to be very interested in everyone's *****
Cooks a full continental breakfast each time someone lands on his hotel in Monopoly.
Has a standing order in every city for a ******* hooker once he arrives.
Speaks before he thinks
Enjoys masturbating furiously into the gas tanks of UPS trucks.
Likes to lick the gas caps on ups trucks.
Drives ups trucks