The Person Above Me
Has a ***** badge on his forehead.
is jealous
joxboxer's evile twin
prefers thongs to boxers
Underwear adviser to the STARS (Sirius, Arcturus, Alpha Centuri A, etc.).
Is a dry guy
Is a dry girl.
Doesn't like girls
is happy about that
Now understands the "steers and queers" line as he is not a steer...