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Old 07-29-2010, 08:37 PM
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Has an innie... nipple!
 
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:29 AM
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tries to make it an outtie every night...
 
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:00 AM
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is a tad jealous of the "innie"
 
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Old 08-02-2010, 10:04 AM
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Had a birthday sex 3some, with himself, himself, and a cowfrog (female version of a bullfrog).
 
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Old 08-02-2010, 12:12 PM
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Was pissed I wouldn't let him videotape my threesome!
 
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Old 08-09-2010, 03:03 PM
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claims he's here to kick *** or chew gum, but conveniently, never runs out of gum...
 
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Old 08-09-2010, 04:25 PM
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^frustrated black-market gum dealer^
 
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Old 08-09-2010, 05:28 PM
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can't chew gum due to his dentures.
 
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:02 PM
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^^would rather chew gum than have sex
 
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Old 08-10-2010, 08:43 PM
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was known as "Om Nom Nom" at fat camp.
 


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