The Person Above Me
Has an innie... nipple!
tries to make it an outtie every night...
is a tad jealous of the "innie"
Had a birthday sex 3some, with himself, himself, and a cowfrog (female version of a bullfrog).
Was pissed I wouldn't let him videotape my threesome!
claims he's here to kick *** or chew gum, but conveniently, never runs out of gum...
^frustrated black-market gum dealer^
can't chew gum due to his dentures.
^^would rather chew gum than have sex
was known as "Om Nom Nom" at fat camp.