The Person Above Me
Isn't rooming with me at the next meet in fear of having everything stolen!
Hoping to be roomed with someone who will give him "sexy time".
By "sexy time,' he means... well, ummm... "Sexy time," DUH!
Is going to be my room mate!!!!
^^^ still loves the sand
Needs better jokes.
Is bringing a family size lube to the meet. Sharing is caring.
wears hello kitty panties filled with applesauce
Likes to lick the applesauce off my panties every night.
Fails to say "no homo" when he really should!