The Person Above Me
has a longboard skater
likes dudes' longboards
^by "longboard," means "Man-JUNK."
wins a parting gift.
Cries during "Dirty Dancing".
is fighting with those mothing f'ing snakes on that mother f'ing plane
^ Poured 20 lbs. of play sand into the intake of his Civic in an attempt to port and polish the head.
Is just upset I used the sand from his sand box!
^^^ Plays with "Box's" full of sand
^ Plays with himself while watching SpongeBob.