The Person Above Me
sends me roses to resurrect his threads every two and a half weeks.
^ knows he's not an a-hole but everything he says smells like farts...
walks around in ski boots but doesn't ski
some innocent's blood obviously dripped down some hole to bring this crusty old windbag back to life at AF.
needs to (as the song says) Start at the very beginning....( a very good place to start)
drives around with a surfboard on his car, but doesn't surf.
Has an extra ********...
...stapled to forehead!
...stapled to forehead!
Is probably the reason why "nippleectomy" is listed as a tag on this page.
Is still upset that Doctors refer to the largest enema available as a "Kolbs"