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Old 12-11-2009, 09:18 PM
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Doesn't shave...

POUNDS each hair follicle BACK IN to his face, on at a time.
(takes, like, two-and-a-half-hours to get ready for work in the morning)
 
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Old 12-15-2009, 01:57 AM
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^ wakes up everyday feeling splendid in chintz
 
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Old 12-16-2009, 12:31 AM
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Once tried to hit on Jessica Rabbit
 
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:48 AM
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Describes himself as "going well with fish OR Beef".
 
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Old 12-16-2009, 07:36 PM
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can tie his nipples together into a bow, and often does, at kiddie-parties and county fairs
 
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:53 AM
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^ got the moniker "licorace nipples" from his last male roommate - it hasn't helped much in job applications but is handy at getting free drinks at Bwuce's Pickle Palace
 
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Old 12-17-2009, 08:07 PM
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^coincidentally, trains Chimps in the lost art of knife fighting
 
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:46 AM
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^broke rule #2, tha BASTID
 
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Old 01-09-2010, 10:47 AM
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Pretends to be West Coast but is soooooooooo East Coast.
 
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:11 PM
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avvie pic is actually his "O" face!
 


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