The Person Above Me
Doesn't shave...
POUNDS each hair follicle BACK IN to his face, on at a time.
(takes, like, two-and-a-half-hours to get ready for work in the morning)
POUNDS each hair follicle BACK IN to his face, on at a time.
(takes, like, two-and-a-half-hours to get ready for work in the morning)
^ wakes up everyday feeling splendid in chintz
Once tried to hit on Jessica Rabbit
Describes himself as "going well with fish OR Beef".
can tie his nipples together into a bow, and often does, at kiddie-parties and county fairs
^ got the moniker "licorace nipples" from his last male roommate - it hasn't helped much in job applications but is handy at getting free drinks at Bwuce's Pickle Palace
^coincidentally, trains Chimps in the lost art of knife fighting
^broke rule #2, tha BASTID
Pretends to be West Coast but is soooooooooo East Coast.
avvie pic is actually his "O" face!