The Person Above Me
Believes in the 5 year rule: If she's less than 5 years younger she's fair game regardless if she's under age
Considers boys who haven't hit puberty as "girls" and will hit on them.
when asked at the DMV if he would like to be an organ donor, replied "Sorry, I don't own any musical instruments"
^ Loves getting railed.
^ Loves being railed.
is presently getting "railed" in the prison computer room
Is secretly a Super-Hero known as "Bob," in a reverse universe. Secret power? Can pat head & rub belly in a really, REALLY cute way.
seems to like fros and can hide his car keys in them if in trouble.
^has us ALL wondering if we should've waited for upgrade to 3.0
ersonally, I think we shudda
ersonally, I think we shudda