The Person Above Me
Doesn't know he's a ghost.
(Will now also tell us where the hell he has been and how he is doing in school)
(Will now also tell us where the hell he has been and how he is doing in school)
^^TPAM^^ IS the "Man" referred to in the following exchange:
- Police Chief Hubbard: Is this man?
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes sir!
Police Chief Hubbard: Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window? Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes sir!
Police Chief Hubbard: Who lured Taggart and Rosemont into a gross dereliction of duty at a striptease establishment?
Detective Rosewood: Ah, it's RoseWOOD, sir!
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes sir!
Police Chief Hubbard: Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning?
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes sir!
Police Chief Hubbard: I just bet you are the pride of your department in Detroit. Lieutenant, I'd like to see you in your office.
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes sir! »
^ has an obvious "man crush" on "he-who-will-not-be-named-here" but you know who you are, flit boy
^ was actually away for so long because Obama invited him on a personal tour of his bedroom.
^ is jealous only because he thinks he has more rhythm than me
Has invited the person above him to practice the the "rhythm method" to improve on technique.
TPAM farts in the key of "G." And sometimes in lower-case "k."
^ has been turned down - yet again - by the Justice League for membership. They still feel there's no room for Bottlebrush Man...
Smells like a pissrabbit
^ oftens feels if it weren't for gratuitous gang violence his Mondays would suck *****