The Person Above Me
10-14-2009, 08:04 PM
^ still has a thang for my butt
10-14-2009, 08:05 PM
^ Has a fetish for men with buttsquirts.
10-14-2009, 08:07 PM
Lvl-65 Sorceress: 9,571-HP/7,796-EP
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The other side of midnight.
Posts: 7,462
is my "brown eyed" boy!
10-14-2009, 08:54 PM
^ knows I want to make her brown eye blue 
10-14-2009, 09:02 PM
Lvl-65 Sorceress: 9,571-HP/7,796-EP
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The other side of midnight.
Posts: 7,462
just like the dyson.....he never loses suction.
10-14-2009, 09:14 PM
^ was the "suction consultant" Hoover hired to compete with Dyson
10-14-2009, 10:13 PM
Gives people the same feeling one gets when overhearing his date ask someone for a tampon.
10-15-2009, 01:20 AM
^ has yet to feel nature's true release from an unadulturated bowel movement
10-15-2009, 01:23 PM
still longs for those days back at Hogwarts where he was but a boy, learning so much "magic" under the sheets with Dumbledore....
10-16-2009, 01:32 AM
^ can't sell his Audi for fear of having to explain the KY and oatmeal stains in the ceiling above the backseat...