The Person Above Me
^ still has a thang for my butt
^ Has a fetish for men with buttsquirts.
is my "brown eyed" boy!
^ knows I want to make her brown eye blue
just like the dyson.....he never loses suction.
^ was the "suction consultant" Hoover hired to compete with Dyson
Gives people the same feeling one gets when overhearing his date ask someone for a tampon.
^ has yet to feel nature's true release from an unadulturated bowel movement
still longs for those days back at Hogwarts where he was but a boy, learning so much "magic" under the sheets with Dumbledore....
^ can't sell his Audi for fear of having to explain the KY and oatmeal stains in the ceiling above the backseat...