The Person Above Me
Is planning to go out trick-or-treating, dressed as a mirror...
^ Was told by neighborhood parents he wasn't allowed to hand out candy after last Halloween's "go-fish" fiasco.
The "find the Squirrel in my pants" trick got him banned from being Mr. Happy Pants, the clown at the mall.
LOL that was a good one!!! how do i go from here? (lowering bar)
failed at the institute of clowns for not wearing the standard footwear. chose snorkel fins instead.
failed at the institute of clowns for not wearing the standard footwear. chose snorkel fins instead.
gave up on learning after hearing "that's NOT a *snorkle*, Lady!!!" One too many times.
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Last edited by railrunner; 09-22-2009 at 11:35 AM.
quickly becomes immensely unpopular at parties for finishing each statement with saying "Feel the magic" while simultaneously performing Jazz hands.
Last edited by railrunner; 09-23-2009 at 10:14 AM.
^Secretly has "I love Dianne Feinstein" tattooed across his lower back.
1-basket SHORT of a picnic, if you know what I mean
Can hide an entire picnic in his hair.