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Old 08-21-2009, 09:18 AM
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He's here to please, he's even on his knees, makin' love to whoever he pleases, he's got to do it his way, or know way at all. or at least so he says.
 
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Old 08-21-2009, 03:03 PM
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^TPAM hasn't moved his car from those two parking spaces in over two years!
 
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Old 08-21-2009, 03:39 PM
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^my FAVORITE nurse-like sentient object, and I secretly want to "starch" her whites... But DON'T tell her, fercryinoutLOUD!!!
 
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Old 08-21-2009, 04:02 PM
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lol! TPAM has been MIA for far too long!
Welcome back n stuff Jazzy Jaz!
 
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Old 08-21-2009, 07:21 PM
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^doesn't know that the ONLY thing I missed was her Jessica Rabbit-esqe avvie. Seein THAT starches MY whites!
 
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Old 08-22-2009, 01:16 AM
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^ still waiting to be returned to his previously scheduled programming
 
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Old 08-22-2009, 01:32 AM
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^once got his tongue caught in his OWN zipper!
 
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Old 08-23-2009, 10:19 PM
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^STILL can't find his own *** with both hands and a roadmap.
 
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Old 08-23-2009, 10:46 PM
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(a two-fer)

TPAM offered to find my ***, for me, and cried when I turned him down...

AND

TPAM can't make up his mind between pronouncing it: "Boo-gie," or "Bow-gie."
 
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Old 08-23-2009, 10:59 PM
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^ wishes his lawn was more "emo" then it would cut itself
 


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