The Person Above Me
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He's here to please, he's even on his knees, makin' love to whoever he pleases, he's got to do it his way, or know way at all. or at least so he says.
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^TPAM hasn't moved his car from those two parking spaces in over two years!
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^my FAVORITE nurse-like sentient object, and I secretly want to "starch" her whites... But DON'T tell her, fercryinoutLOUD!!!
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lol! TPAM has been MIA for far too long!
Welcome back n stuff Jazzy Jaz!
Welcome back n stuff Jazzy Jaz!
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^doesn't know that the ONLY thing I missed was her Jessica Rabbit-esqe avvie. Seein THAT starches MY whites!
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^ still waiting to be returned to his previously scheduled programming
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^once got his tongue caught in his OWN zipper!
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^STILL can't find his own *** with both hands and a roadmap.
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(a two-fer)
TPAM offered to find my ***, for me, and cried when I turned him down...
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TPAM can't make up his mind between pronouncing it: "Boo-gie," or "Bow-gie."
TPAM offered to find my ***, for me, and cried when I turned him down...
AND
TPAM can't make up his mind between pronouncing it: "Boo-gie," or "Bow-gie."
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^ wishes his lawn was more "emo" then it would cut itself