The Person Above Me
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^ invented the "cut'n'paste" sex position, then got sued by Microsoft for intellectual property infringment
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Has too much time in their hands...
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^ has some weird ideas about my mom (don't believe me check his sig...)
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^Has spent the first half of the summer searching for the funk, which he lost in the 70's.
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^ only human capable of ***-blasting paint off vehicles - creates less pitting but leaves a distinct after odor....
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^has been court-ordered to keep 50 yards from any hotdog stand, since that horrific incident of which we will not go into detail over.
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^ the guy selling hotdogs that knows what transpired during that horrific mid afternoon...
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^ is just a minnow swimming in an ocean full of sharks.
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^ always a gentleman with shooting one across the bow before unloading one on the broadside
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Believes the only place the metric system is useful for in the US is when referring to the 9mm Parabellum.