The Person Above Me
^ likes it when his wife call him by his street rapper name, Lay-Z
Yells, "Who let dogs out!!" every time he uncorks a bottle of wine in front of his wife's house guests.
^ confesses that his underwear is real, but the stains are changed to protect the innocent
^couldn't find his own *** in a dark room with both hands and a roadmap.
Moonwalks all the way to the market in memory of MJ.
^Is extremely fond of drinking Bailey's Irish Cream with Old Greg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig6JwrpVvnk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig6JwrpVvnk
^ believes Sarah Palin stepped down to do a Playboy spread on hot GILFs of Alaska
... secretly I am too
... secretly I am too
^ knows this is the reason why I have her name in mine? Palindari
Sometimes runs with scissors in his hands, just to stick it to the man, and because he can!
^ lives by the philosophical mantra, "I itch, therefore I am."