The Person Above Me
Plans to lobby to make Bar Fighting an olympic event.
^ eager to replace the late, great Billy Mays as TV's Proud Peddler of **** Poor Products, starting with the Sham-WOW Garden Weasel Scratch Repair Kit
^ isn't getting any from his wife so he's taking it out on others on AF
^ finally quit two months ago being a surrogate beyotch so I wouldn't take out my said aggression on AF members!?!?!?
^ is married to a woman but in his heart he is gay. his wink is the proof
Still performs an "upper decker" whenever he visits friends from college.
^ has brought untold joy to thousands of lesbians through the invention of his prostetic testes - now they too have something to scratch in public and can enjoy the thrill of teabagging...
wrote "the thrill of t-bagging" without pause to think he wrote it from the perspective of catcher vs. pitcher.
^ often follows his ***** on many (mis)adventures involving topless, one armed cheerleaders being hunted down by mercenary metrosexual cyborgs - hillarity almost always ensues
Drinks Sprite to improve his image, play basketball better, and quench his thirst...but not neccessarily in that order.