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Old 06-23-2009, 12:26 AM
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^once shat himself on purpose just as an excuse to leave the in-laws house early.
 
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:12 AM
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likens himself to a gay TJ Hooker.
 
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Old 06-23-2009, 05:55 PM
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^ still wishes he were an Oscar Meyer weiner, that is what he truly wants to be-ee-ee...
 
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:25 PM
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^found out the hard way that hand jobs don't belong on his professional resume.
 
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Old 06-24-2009, 12:21 PM
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^ lost his virginity to a Norwegian Nun named Sven... well it was a costume party, and he's not sure about the name...
 
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Old 06-24-2009, 04:06 PM
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Would like to teach the world to sing....and then give it a good buggering.
 
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Old 06-24-2009, 05:37 PM
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^ giggles like a schoolgirl when he hears the words duty, penal and government healthcare.
 
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Old 06-24-2009, 06:15 PM
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^ was just dis-invited from Perez Hilton's banana party for owning a Black Eyed Peas CD.
 
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Old 06-25-2009, 01:27 PM
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just now figured out you were supposed to sit AROUND the sit n spin, not ON it......
 
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Old 06-25-2009, 06:44 PM
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^ is now going to bronze the glove Micheal Jackson gave him as a child as a reward for his 10th sleepover....
 


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