The Person Above Me
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is wondering wtf akoby9 has been
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^ is wonder the same thing after waking up on a pile of empty Chivas Regal bottles and a half naked female postal worker rummaging through his frig...
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knows where Akoby9 has been and why he smells like wesson oil and cucumbers.
(Welcome back Akob. Ski much this year?
(Welcome back Akob. Ski much this year?
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^Paid a gypsy $750 for new Audi headlights that he was guaranteed to be able to see into the future with.
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^ still thinks about the days when he was the manager for the speed metal group Ben Dover and the Dirt Pipe Cowboys
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Wears his "I (heart) to Snuggle" T-shirt to Cowboy bars
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^ plans to resurface as Runningrail after the operation takes hold
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Likes his nuns with a little 5 o'clock shadow
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^Has been selling his personal patented anti-wrinkle cream to Palindari's nuns for the past 7 years now.
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^ when asked at the local market "Paper or plastic?" - he opts for the synthetic polyester/cotton blend with chintz