The Person Above Me
06-02-2009, 01:40 AM
^ just angry he has to "kick it old school" with his Red Rider Toy Wagon
06-08-2009, 02:22 PM
describes himself as "nearly as fun" as the baking soda submarine that came with HoneyComb cereal years ago.
06-08-2009, 03:47 PM
^ never can tell a lie - does so only in packs of three
06-09-2009, 11:26 AM
AKA "Glory Hole Gary"
06-10-2009, 04:47 PM
^ still looking for that beautiful, bionic, bisexual woman with an unpronouncable name and wierd habits in bed... but who doesn't? 
06-12-2009, 11:27 AM
Often quoted as saying, "forget good hygiene, hand me the roofies"
06-12-2009, 01:20 PM
^ always slow on take offs at green lights - waits for the voice in his head to yell "Go!"
06-14-2009, 06:03 PM
Has once again, broke up with another girlfriend, and has left behind his unused condoms.
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06-15-2009, 12:35 PM
received the "most popular newbie" award in prison for his rendition of "My Favorite Things"