The Person Above Me
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^ was jealous that he didn't start a thread that epic.
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^ feels the uncontrollable "need for speed" urge while waiting at DMV lines, checkout counters and colonoscopies
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Picture is featured in Oxford dictionary next to "Random"
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^ writes checks his ********* can't cash
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obviously has seen RRs ***** bounce a few times.
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Prison nickname : Sally Slickleg
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^ has officially washed his hands of his cellmate's rectal cavity search
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^ is wishing he was the one who received the rectal cavity search
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^ moonlights as "Uno Browneye" the lead singer of the grunge band, Brainfart Crap-tastic
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Considers yelling "Only the strong survive" a public service announcement, right before pushing the elderly down mall escalators.