The Person Above Me
^ was jealous that he didn't start a thread that epic.
^ feels the uncontrollable "need for speed" urge while waiting at DMV lines, checkout counters and colonoscopies
Picture is featured in Oxford dictionary next to "Random"
^ writes checks his ********* can't cash
obviously has seen RRs ***** bounce a few times.
Prison nickname : Sally Slickleg
^ has officially washed his hands of his cellmate's rectal cavity search
^ is wishing he was the one who received the rectal cavity search
^ moonlights as "Uno Browneye" the lead singer of the grunge band, Brainfart Crap-tastic
Considers yelling "Only the strong survive" a public service announcement, right before pushing the elderly down mall escalators.