The Person Above Me
^ wears teflon pasties to ward off harmful UV rays and hungry, but confused, babies
has giant Frisbee sized areolas
^ first to try using Rogaine for chest hair development purposes, unfortunately he sweated and it ran down to his belly with excellent - though unwanted - results
was a guest speaker at a GOP fundraiser.
^ keeps applying for the "fluffer" position for the women on "The View" - rumor has it Barbara Walters is considering him...
shaves everything but his elbows and knees for the Poodle look.
^ aka "Mullet Man" who's superpower is posessing vaginal resistance
must have some kind of intuitive powers.
should know i had a "talk" last night
w/ a certain someone who wanted to tell me about her not wanting to put up walls
anymore & as a result should see my new & improved status on FB.
should know i had a "talk" last night
w/ a certain someone who wanted to tell me about her not wanting to put up walls
anymore & as a result should see my new & improved status on FB.
^ is now allowed to hump his girl's leg everytime she comes home from work... PMS permitting
Tells people proudly that he is a direct descendant of Sir Drinks A Lot.