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Old 05-05-2009, 06:18 PM
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^ Couldn't handle that much responsibility anyways. Fitting midget football players for cups is enough for him.
 
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Old 05-05-2009, 06:29 PM
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^ been allowing the homeless touch him for a quarter since 1994...
 
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Old 05-05-2009, 06:58 PM
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will not lower his standards, and accepts no less than fiddy cents for the same..
 
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Old 05-05-2009, 07:01 PM
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^ holds to the steadfast rule when he drinks: NO FAT CHICKS!*






* before 1 am
 
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Old 05-06-2009, 06:28 AM
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Does not follow any rule.. he takes what he can get.
 
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:28 PM
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^ is easy like Sunday morning - especially after a all night "jungle juice" party with his "Navy" buddies
 
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:28 PM
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^ His "Navy" buddies know he's easy like a dead chick.
 
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:50 PM
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^ often looks to the heavens and screams "I SHAVED MY ***** FOR THIS?!?!"
 
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:17 AM
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knows about shaving his ***** because of the smoothie he has.
 
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Old 05-07-2009, 11:19 AM
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^ is clearly ambiguous
 


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