The Person Above Me
^ Couldn't handle that much responsibility anyways. Fitting midget football players for cups is enough for him.
^ been allowing the homeless touch him for a quarter since 1994...
will not lower his standards, and accepts no less than fiddy cents for the same..
^ holds to the steadfast rule when he drinks: NO FAT CHICKS!*
* before 1 am
* before 1 am
Does not follow any rule.. he takes what he can get.
^ is easy like Sunday morning - especially after a all night "jungle juice" party with his "Navy" buddies
^ His "Navy" buddies know he's easy like a dead chick.
^ often looks to the heavens and screams "I SHAVED MY ***** FOR THIS?!?!"
knows about shaving his ***** because of the smoothie he has.
^ is clearly ambiguous