The Person Above Me
05-04-2009, 08:41 PM
^ Has devoted his whole life to finding a real life specimen of a Jackalope
05-05-2009, 01:44 AM
^ believes if you mix grape jelly with Cheez-Whiz on a Ritz it will make your flatulance minty fresh
05-05-2009, 11:59 AM
^ was so good at sword swallowing he once circumcized himself from inside out
05-05-2009, 02:11 PM
^ has finally learned, after 200 hrs of counseling, that "baaaaaaaahhhh" means "no" in sheep speak
05-05-2009, 05:27 PM
^ often warns his dates to swallow or it goes in their eye
05-05-2009, 05:40 PM
^ Knows this because he was one of the dates.
05-05-2009, 05:48 PM
^ knows that only he can prevent forest fires - which is good because the rest of us have **** to do