The Person Above Me
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^ Has devoted his whole life to finding a real life specimen of a Jackalope
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^ believes if you mix grape jelly with Cheez-Whiz on a Ritz it will make your flatulance minty fresh
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loves mayonnaise sandwiches
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^ was so good at sword swallowing he once circumcized himself from inside out
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can swallow 3 swords at once..
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^ has finally learned, after 200 hrs of counseling, that "baaaaaaaahhhh" means "no" in sheep speak
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smells like an onion and smelt custard.
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^ often warns his dates to swallow or it goes in their eye
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^ Knows this because he was one of the dates.
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^ knows that only he can prevent forest fires - which is good because the rest of us have **** to do