The Person Above Me
05-01-2009, 07:07 PM
^ comes out swinging - but can he keep up?
Vegas odds say 2000:1 yes to 2:1 he'll be i3uddah's be-yatch by next Wednesday
Vegas odds say 2000:1 yes to 2:1 he'll be i3uddah's be-yatch by next Wednesday
05-04-2009, 12:01 AM
^ knows that his girl will fake an orgasm for the sake of their relationship, but what she doesn't know is that he'll fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm
05-04-2009, 12:41 AM
^ Consults Google for 3/4 of his material.
05-04-2009, 12:00 PM
^ listens to 3/4 of the voices in his head for relationship advice - the other 25% helps him stalk them down
05-04-2009, 05:23 PM
builds miniature biblical figures out of his earwax
05-04-2009, 05:27 PM
^ Sold his wheels for a Prius.
05-04-2009, 07:07 PM
^ spends hours sitting in the woods trying to hear the elusive bear fart