The Person Above Me
04-23-2009, 02:59 PM
^ should know (after 100+ visits himself) that it's now Whiskerbiscuit Wednesdays... 
04-23-2009, 03:47 PM
^ over uses the word splendiferous and it's really annoying the "girls" at the YMCA
04-23-2009, 03:53 PM
describes himself as slightly less gay than Rip Taylor but with more B.O.
04-23-2009, 04:25 PM
^ can be lured out of any hiding place with cornbread soaked in whiskey mash... a trick the FBI has on file about him
04-23-2009, 04:32 PM
Wears peanut butter filled lederhosen to the Zoo
04-23-2009, 04:41 PM
^ spent years researching the sexual uses of Wrigley's Spearmint gum
04-23-2009, 05:05 PM
should know it was doublemint and that it resulted in being able to double my pleasure and my fun.
04-23-2009, 05:34 PM
^ is wiser than my pet rock, Stanley, indeed
04-23-2009, 05:35 PM
keeps Stanley where the sun don't shine.