The Person Above Me
^ should know (after 100+ visits himself) that it's now Whiskerbiscuit Wednesdays...
apparently has let them get away with whipping ME, every Wednesday, for his own, selfish reasons
^ over uses the word splendiferous and it's really annoying the "girls" at the YMCA
describes himself as slightly less gay than Rip Taylor but with more B.O.
^ can be lured out of any hiding place with cornbread soaked in whiskey mash... a trick the FBI has on file about him
Wears peanut butter filled lederhosen to the Zoo
^ spent years researching the sexual uses of Wrigley's Spearmint gum
should know it was doublemint and that it resulted in being able to double my pleasure and my fun.
^ is wiser than my pet rock, Stanley, indeed
keeps Stanley where the sun don't shine.