The Person Above Me
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^ can perform tricks using an emery board, a dozen ball bearings and Pam Non Stick Spray that you can't tell your mother about
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^^Knows, because he made the mistake of telling his mother
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^ has gem encrusted ********* from a freak accident while employed at Tina's Tiara Emporium - in turn, gets numerous calls to emcee most gay charity events
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^True fact: Swallows^
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^ still hasn't lived down the time when showed up to duty in only swim trunks and sunscreen when his military unit was going to practice "waterboarding"
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^the one who said it was "wakeboarding"
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^ plans to loosen up some and finally get rid of his Air Supply LP collection
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^Only goes to visit his local hoe-house on Two-fer-Tuesdays
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^ knows I like to get the best bang(s) for my buck!
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Also goes on whip-me Wednesdays!