The Person Above Me
should consider removing "Fluffer" from his skills set section of his resume.
nickname in college was "Pork"... the other white meat.
^ not only takes his coffee caffeinated - but likes it re-caffeinated
makes claymation **** flicks
^ knows this because he's my keygrip boy
^^Even tho asked, about a grillion times, STILL will not share the aforementioned clay-mation **** flicks with ME!
^ though an accomplished sax player - he's better known for high hat and rimjob work
^knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-rool tootsie-pop, and will share that magic number with us in his VERY NEXT post
(I may have used this one before, possibly on a different person... VNV, I think)
(I may have used this one before, possibly on a different person... VNV, I think)
^ knows I know how many licks it takes, but what he fails to comprehend is where the true center of said Tootsie Pop is located. For that he'll need to ask Mr. Owl.
^Also knows where Mr. Owl IS, but won't tell me THAT, either!
HOW MANY LICKS, DAMN YOU?!?!?!? I just need to answer that ONE, LAST question to defeat the dungeon-master and earn my seventh ring-around-the-collar...
HOW MANY LICKS, DAMN YOU?!?!?!? I just need to answer that ONE, LAST question to defeat the dungeon-master and earn my seventh ring-around-the-collar...