The Person Above Me
^ likes playing with dolls - of the anatomically correct kind...
^ Throws a hissy fit every time someone even so much as thinks about breathing on his Barbies.
^^^Dated Barbie's teen-aged sister, Malibu Stacy, for several months, until HIS teen-aged sister caught them in bed together.
^ is on Dick Cheney's personal Depends™ Pit Crew
^Was our spotter, until he got caught sneaking **** out the service entrance
^ still gets his zippity-do-dah stuck in his zippity-do-day
^ALL his pants have the zipper in the back. ALL OF THEM!!!
^ TPAM would too if he suffered explosive diarhhea
oddly enough... DITTO!
^Trying out for Robin Thicke back up dancer for his upcoming rap album.