The Person Above Me
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^ has a cutting edge degree in music, specializing in playing the heartstrings
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^ tries to "split the uprights" during sex, if you what I mean...
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^The fire marshal who kicks the hot men out because they're "fire hazards."
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^ knows that 4 out of 5 of the voices in his head recommends chewing Trident™
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^^Replaced his Folgers coffee with used motor oil. Couldn't tell the difference.
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^Does the reggaeton boogie everytime his Daddy Yankee tone rings off the hook.
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^actually liked benjamin button
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^Took 20 pages notes while watching The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
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^was manhandled by his last meal. the effects of this wont be seen or felt for a few more hours
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^Craved some type of breast milk for supper.