The Person Above Me
^ has a cutting edge degree in music, specializing in playing the heartstrings
^ tries to "split the uprights" during sex, if you what I mean...
^The fire marshal who kicks the hot men out because they're "fire hazards."
^ knows that 4 out of 5 of the voices in his head recommends chewing Trident™
^^Replaced his Folgers coffee with used motor oil. Couldn't tell the difference.
^Does the reggaeton boogie everytime his Daddy Yankee tone rings off the hook.
^actually liked benjamin button
^Took 20 pages notes while watching The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
^was manhandled by his last meal. the effects of this wont be seen or felt for a few more hours
^Craved some type of breast milk for supper.