The Person Above Me
^ still cries when he hears "Wind Beneath My Wings" - only because he got a bj once from a hooker that looked like Bette Midler with lockjaw
^ his wireless router's name is KIDDIE **** KINGDOM
has the passkey for said router...
^ forgot that he paid me just over $400 dollars to give him the said passkey for "emergency uses"
knows that was 350 more than some other things he "gave him"
Unsettles folks with his creepy smell of baby powder
^is really a bear. yes, a bear!
^ gets in verbal arguments with skillets
^plucks the hair off of his feet one by one and proceeds to build a hair-fort out of it. Its a work in progress.