The Person Above Me
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^ still cries when he hears "Wind Beneath My Wings" - only because he got a bj once from a hooker that looked like Bette Midler with lockjaw
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^ his wireless router's name is KIDDIE **** KINGDOM
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has the passkey for said router...
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^ forgot that he paid me just over $400 dollars to give him the said passkey for "emergency uses"
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knows that was 350 more than some other things he "gave him"
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Unsettles folks with his creepy smell of baby powder
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^is really a bear. yes, a bear!
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^ gets in verbal arguments with skillets
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^plucks the hair off of his feet one by one and proceeds to build a hair-fort out of it. Its a work in progress.