The Person Above Me
^ thankfully uses condiments when practicing safe lunch
had the mona lisa recreated, in his back hair to give his artsy partners, a little cultural something extra.
^ knows personally that there's simply too many clowns and not enough circuses
believes that there are just too many sheep & not enough time..
^ is secretly excited that the new Wolverine movie is selling promotional underoos in adult sizes this time
is top bidder on Ebay for Hugh Jackmans actual wolvie undies worn on set.
^ is disappointed he won't get them after shedding the pounds necessary to fit in them
^caught out back "pounding in the shed," if you know what I mean!
^ feels justified that even though everyone's 401k took a dump - his investment in gay pornography is still strong
^mad because his Kitty-Pr0n stock tanked