The Person Above Me
Took his lady to a clambake, and gave her 2nd degree burns! OUCH!!!
^spent the last 18 months 'makin euro license plates' if you know what I mean.
OUCH!
Likes to bring up old schitt
Likes to bring up old schitt
^ knows he's only as old as the woman he feels - got 6 to 10 yrs last time
^ once spent 4 hours in the grocery store trying to find a carton of eggs that came in a baker's dozen.
^ came in second in a "Ethan Hawke Look-a-Like" Contest - lost out to Chuck Norris (who knew he was a fan?)
^ Never finds out......... until he's head over heels.
^^sold his Mullet-wig to charity...
Charity's his pet moose's name!
Charity's his pet moose's name!
^ still trying to bust the "*** over tea kettle" myth
Mad because it was HIS tea kettle my *** was over